Banana Chips!

Hey there everyone,
Its Steve here just thought I would write a article on how cool banana chips are. Yes thats right the little old Banana Chips are more than they are really made out to be. Other than the fact that they are really yummy. They can sit in your hostel cupboards or school lockers for weeks without going off, unlike real fruit and other food which if you forget about your nostrils will soon remind you of them because of their horrible rotting stench. Banana chips can also be very fulling if you eat enough of them. All you need to to eat is an ice-cream container full. I don't know this from experience though. Wink Wink. They are also very healthy so you mum can't nag at you to eat healthy food! Don't you hate that, you pull out your sour string lollies and out comes mum, 'now I thought I told you that I don't want that sort of food going into my children, you don't know what sort of things its got in it!'. With banana chips she will simply smile and walk away. Fantastic isn't it. Oh yea this also works at school with the teachers. This is my argument why banana chips are the best and should rule the world, but only after energy drinks because they're goooood and for some reason I seem to be able to do anything after eating them. I'll have to think about why that is and get back to you on that. :-)
Hope you enjoyed and are going to eat lots of banana chips now.,
Your sincerely,
Steve

Thanks from STEVE!

Hello again everyone,
I have just been looking at the Steve verses Ron poll and I must admit that the general public has a very good opinion. Thank you so much to everyone who voted for Steve. Because of wonderful people like you the world can learn of the greatness of Steve and how muh better than Ron he is!
Your Sincerely,
STEVE